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  • RialVestroRialVestro Posts: 6,393 ✭✭✭
    Granted but you go blind the moment you try to read it and it's not avalible in braille.

    I wish that I had $4,223,118.19 in US currency that is not fake or stolen.
    Ni, peng, nee-wom! Ecky, ecky, ecky, pakang, zoom-ping! Baa weep grahna weep ninny bong!
  • the_one_on_the_leftthe_one_on_the_left B.C. CanadaPosts: 583 ✭✭
    Granted, but it's cursed and now you always have an itchy spot on the bridge of your nose.

    I wish for appreciation
    There are always more pieces to the puzzle.
  • RialVestroRialVestro Posts: 6,393 ✭✭✭
    Granted but it comes in the form of a pet who shows it by constantly trying to lick your face.

    I wish I could speak to animals so I could ask why dogs always sniff personal places like butts and my crotch and also so I can teach them how to respect personal boundaries.
    Ni, peng, nee-wom! Ecky, ecky, ecky, pakang, zoom-ping! Baa weep grahna weep ninny bong!
  • AnFaAnFa Hessen, GermanyPosts: 104
    Granted, but you can only speak with animals afterward and lose the ability to speak and understand any human language, including written languages, sign languages and any other system humans use to communicate.
  • AnFaAnFa Hessen, GermanyPosts: 104
    I wish I could speak japanese
  • RialVestroRialVestro Posts: 6,393 ✭✭✭
    Granted but now you can ONLY speak Japanese.

    I wish everything and everyone could all speak, write, read, hear, and understand the same language inherently without having to learn this new hypothetical universal language.
    Ni, peng, nee-wom! Ecky, ecky, ecky, pakang, zoom-ping! Baa weep grahna weep ninny bong!
  • the_one_on_the_leftthe_one_on_the_left B.C. CanadaPosts: 583 ✭✭
    Granted, you’ve invented screaming in pain combined with binary.

    I wish I knew how they truly felt.
    There are always more pieces to the puzzle.
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