I recently discovered Hanks song "Mules Are So Half Ass" and since English is not my mothertongue I don't understand the lyrics completely but I really want to
Here are the parts I don't understand... I was hoping that you could maybe help me with that
The mink lost her furry scarf; she said it was stole
And the shoe salesman wanted to help 'cause he had so much sole
And the pregnant heifer saw it happen; yeah, she had a cow.
And the CO2 delivery guy always gives me gas.
And if your pants are too big, you'll get exposed in the end
It's just like riding a bike, or playing with your Wii.
And if you don't pay your exorcist, you'll get repossessed.
And the pirate shot himself so he could have that dead man's chest.