- Alan Sugar, tells it like it is.
A wizard has turned you into Alan Sugar. Is this awesome (Y/N)? Well, YES, it is.
You now have the ability to fire the person above you. Only, please be sure to give a reason as to why. This reason may be as irrational as
it is wonderful as it is amazing as it is bonkers.
"I speak an infinite deal of nothing and I am not bound to please thee with my answers."