Like every book title gets better by adding "in your pants" to it, almost anything gets better by replacing one of the words in it with "pants". Quotes, movie titles, food, songs etc.
My favourite is and will probably always be:
"Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants."
Other examples are:
Mac and pants for dinner
The pants in our stars
Bears don't dig on pants
A song about pants
“Don't use that exotic word "ideals". We have a good enough native word: "pants".”
Do you have any suggestions for things that get better with pants?