I've been thinking about some chants for the players who John has already christened.
It was hard to make out in the video but did he say that S. Moore was called Some Moore? If so:
(to the tune of Bread of Heaven)
Please sir can we,
Please sir can we,
Please sir can we have Some Moore? (Have Some Moooooore)
Please sir ca-an we-ee have Some Moore!
I think that would work especially well if he's on the bench ready to be brought on.
What about you? Thought of any chants for newly named players?
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We love you, we love you, we love you,
Reference:
I also put this in the nicknames section, but I'll put it here too.
Worner is our King,
Worner is our King,
He does not let the football in,
Worner is our King,
Worner can save anything,
[something that fits the rhyme scheme]
That's why Wimbledon fans sing:
Worner is our King!
Sung to the tune of "Weasley is our King!" from Harry Potter
In one of the recent videos, John said that he needed a song for the manager:
He plays a video game,
And somehow, he's not satisfied!
He wants a song, he claims.
Enjoy! It will not last!
Each moment's all we ever get,
But he demands the past.
John Green, he has a brilliant puff,
And still he asks for more.
But it will never be enough
While green still lights the shore.
Love it. I also like the idea of adapting 'Who Ate All The Pies' to include slobber carrots.
You the all the Pies.
But we have one! Other John Green! He dyed his hair red and in exchange Manager John Green promised to never buy another ginger again.
(In the most recent game a ginger with very bright and vibrant plumage was subbed on and John practically squeaked with agony because he knew he wouldn't be able to acquire him. Probably my favorite moment of Season 1 so far.)
Manager John promised Other John Green that after Other John dyed his hair red, Manager John would never sign another ginger.
Still rooting for R. Weston to be Ricky Weston.
"Oh, Ricky, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey Ricky!"
Short and sweet, and well within Manager John's vocal range, so Meredith will like it if the guy ever scores or anything.
For Sainte-Luce
(melody: Aux Champs-Élysées)
Oooh Sainte-Luce
Oooh Sainte-Luce
He scores a goal!
He runs afoul!
He gets a card
He takes it hard
We love him still and praise him high
ooo Sainte-Luce
"I Just Can't Get Enough (Deeny)"
To the song by Depeche Mode
Doo-doo-doo-dedoo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-dedoo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-dedoo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-Deeney (x2)
His name is Deeney, he wears the Wombly Blue
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
When he puts the ball in, he makes John Green yell "Who?"
I just can't get enough, I just can't get enough
He scores a goal and we fall in love
And I just can't seem to get enough of
Doo-doo-doo-dedoo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-dedoo-doo-doo...
Reference: http://fanchants.co.uk/football-songs/celtic-chants/just-cant-get-enough-2/
Secondly, a general team-supporting chant courtesy of the greatest batch of fans in Europe, if not the world, the Tartan Army - the supporters of the Scottish National Team.
"We'll Be Coming Down The Road"
We'll be coming, we'll be coming
We'll be coming down the road
When you hear the noise
Of the Wimbly Wombly Boys
We'll be coming down the road
Reference: http://fanchants.co.uk/football-songs/scotland-chants/well-be-coming-2/
Last, it's no secret that John's a fan of Liverpool and, as such, I submit this:
"The Fields of Wibbly Lane"
All 'round the fields of Wibbly Lane
Where once we watched the two John Greens play (And could they play!)
K. Sainte-Luce was on the wing
We had dreams and songs to sing
Of the glories 'round the fields of Wibbly Lane
Reference: http://fanchants.co.uk/football-songs/liverpool-chants/fields-of-anfield-road/
On a side note, I think we should try and record these for inclusion in the videos since FIFA has an option that allows for custom chants to be used.
"The Correa Song"
OHHHH His name is A. Correa!
He puts the ball in for our team!
He only talks when Hell is f***ing freezing!
But we don't care 'cause his goals are a dream!
(repeat ad infinitum)
Reference (NSFW): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_eGCvgz2TE&t=11s
And with Det. John McClean, we needed a suitable song for him:
"I Fought The Law"
To the tune by The Crickets/Bobby Fuller Four/The Clash/Green Day
He's John McClean, come and get some
You fought the Law and the Law won
You fought the Law and the Law won
We needed goals and we got one
You fought the Law and the Law won
You fought the Law and the Law won
Reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tR3XY6wfSBw