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Andy Frampton: Andy Pandy Puddin' and Fries or Lord/Sir Frumpyton
George Francomb: Francombstein
Jack Midson: Midson: Possible (or Impossible if he's broken).
How about The always hungry (for goals) Lunch Moore 11
The Right and Honourable Duke of Frampton
Simon says: Score Moore 8
Sweeney the Barber
Approach at your own peril! This is your Last Worner
Bubble's NerdFighting Goalie
My knowledge of the players of our club, which is my hope that will soon become unequivocally known as Absolutely Freaking Capable Wimbledon, is as follows:
#1. Ron Worner is a magical goalie whose place on the team is
guaranteed by the fact that he is, in fact, worner than any other in the
league, so do the coaches tell;
#2 is Brandon "Live" Fuller, his best friend, stoutest defended and an infamous hedonist as well as an aspiring saxophonist.
#3. Clark Kennedy, the "Superman from Ireland/Irish Superman" owes his unusual sobriquet to his kind spirit, dedication to charity level composure and an steely playing foot all equally well.
#4., is naturally Sweeney Pod, (Podrick being his mane) the hellishly talented
facial hair sculptor, as well as a dedicated chef, who having always
been an athletic sort has discovered his talent for the kicked ball
midway trough stylist college, making his story that of a late bloomer.
Of course, he's still uncertain as to whether what he has is in any
way exceptional, and would it ever allow him to make a living, so he
managed to get himself picked up by an aspiring club, with a big manager
with an eye for talent.
#5. is Archibald Percival Frampton II, whose illustrious lineage is
matched only by his ambition, and the financial pit in which his mother,
the sole heiress to the family fortune long gone at the hands of
careless dynasty perpetually resides not unlike her parents and their
parents in turn, Archie's apparent talent for the kicked ball being the
way not only to support both of them, but, who knows, maybe even travel
to restoring the family name with money and prestige both!
#6. Alexander Bennett is John's cousin, by the way of his maternal
uncle, and henceforth referred to as the "Other Bennett" and a classical history buff.
#7. Georges "Genial" Francomb, as unlikely and daring fate would have it, was Pod's roommate in college, and like his friend this equally talented French Hairdresser decided to forgo this avenue of his life, abandoning his family trade dating back nine generations in lieu of Feet Ball. Full of doubt, yet also promise, he now has to live up to his dream, or else come back to Orleans, in shame and with his proverbial tail curled, to face his family, who may not be as understanding as were his coaches, teachers, and Pod...
#8. and 11., Sam and Leon Moore have come to be called "Some (S'More) and Little
More" by their teammates, reflecting their differing attitude, with one being an pessimistic try-hard of low self esteem, and the other an over proud yet lazy a figure. Despite these differences they have been the best of 'besties' ever since graduating from high school, with their characters complementing each other yin and yang like, lending each other support in and out of the field.
#10. Jared "Jayne" / "Middlefield" Midson, has truly to his name been born in between his two sisters, who very aware of the 'inherent' joke in the situation, as well as his love for the cult show "Firefly" have dubbed their sibling 'Jayne', a name which he wore proudly ever since, exhibiting unquestionable love for his hero and sisters both.
More to come, please, forgive me the lunch break : ]