Wish granted, but you can't consume anything except tea forever and you become malnourished (although I do find it funny that no one could think of a downside to a life supply of tea for nine hours!)
I wish I had better central heating
'You are going to live a good and long life filled with great and terrible moments that you cannot even imagine yet!'
Granted, but you fall in love with a young hot piece of human royalty, and unfortunately your love story goes more the way of Hans Christian Andersen than Disney
I wish they let me eat in the computer lab at school
You fall into a deep slumber, only to awaken 75 years later, an old woman. All your friends are gone, moved away to nursing homes. You've missed most of your life.
Granted! Tragically, you suffer a life-ending heart attack while time is frozen. Imperceptible to the rest of us, the universe remains in an eternal state of stasis.
I wish that my spirit could inhabit the minds of others after I die.
Wish granted, but you become part of a Human-Time Lord metacrisis and have to have your memory wiped, and if you ever remember your brain will burn and you will die (Donna had the most tragic exit of all New-Who companions )
I wish I could have a soundtrack to my life
'You are going to live a good and long life filled with great and terrible moments that you cannot even imagine yet!'
Granted, but you teleport to random random locations on the earth, including over water, the desert, or other uninhabited areas. So you never can get anywhere you want to go, and die because of where you end up.
Granted, but it turns out that your elephant will grow every time you watch a vlogbrothers video, so you either have to leave it at the zoo, or stop watching videos forever.
Granted. Unfortunately the AC in the entire building breaks down those three days, the same three days a major heat wave is blowing through Anaheim
I wish that, like dolphins, I could sleep alternating one hemisphere at a time, so that I could use the waking half of my brain to watch less focus-intensive TV shows
Wish granted, but you aren't the only one who wants it, so you are taken
to secret government labs for testing to try to replicate how your
brain now works, keeping you from your friends and family and life.
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I wish I could go to the Nerdfighter Gathering happening back home on Saturday.
Wish Granted! But it's so good that your entire neighborhood catches on fire.
I wish I was a mermaid.
Granted! But there are so many ants that they take over the entire school and eat all the humans.
I wish I had the power of teleportation.
I wish my wish didn't have a downside to it.
Wish Granted! You don't get anything new or exciting in our life EVER!
I wish I could stop time
I wish I could take my cast off my hand and go climbing
Wish Granted! but you no longer know how to have fun and spend the rest of your life working.
I wish I had blue eyes.
I wish I had a puppy sized elephant!
I wish I wasn't ill.
I wish I could go to Vidcon.
I wish I could communicate with animals.
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I wish I could go home.
I wish the world was a wish-granting factory.
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