Favourite Titles For The "In Your Pants" Joke



  • Bee12Bee12 Posts: 102 ✭✭
    Les Miserables in your pants

    Paradise Lost in your pants

  • NekomancerNekomancer Posts: 87 ✭✭
    If I Stay in your pants
    Man's Search For Meaning in your pants
    Last Chance To See in your pants

  • mirndamirnda Posts: 142 ✭✭✭
    edited December 2012
    These are from the vintage/antique books sitting above my desk.

    Great Composers and Their Work in Your Pants
    A Story Garden for Little Children in Your Pants
    People of Note in Your Pants
    Love Letters of a Musician in Your Pants
    Such Nice Stories for Little Folk in Your Pants
    Mixed Pickles in Your Pants
    Life of Haydn in Your Pants

    And my favorite...

    (nickname for Richard)'s Games of Patience in Your Pants
  • Newtella77Newtella77 Posts: 3
    edited December 2012
    Fairy Bad Day in your pants 

    The Death Cure in your pants

    Legend in your pants

    Eclipse in your pants

    Nevermore in your pants

    Outcast in your pants
  • FoiledFelineFoiledFeline Posts: 178 ✭✭✭
    i love this thread *runs to book shelf*

    The demon spirit in your pants
    shatterglass in your pants (ow sharp!)
    Tangled Webs in your pants
    Legacy of the Dark Sword in your pants
    The Hand of chaos in your pants
    Clan of the cave bear in your pants (how would a whole clan fit?)
    the ruby knight in your pants
    the losers in your pants
    domes of fire in your pants (dangerous, not dirty)
    Dealing with dragons in your pants (sounds difficult)
    Alice's Adventures in (the) wonderland of your pants

    Fantasy is awesome

    note i actually havent read all of those books. i really should though, but currently i'm working my way through
     pride and prejudice ... in your pants!

    crazy, funny, and nerdy, I appreciate bad jokes, nerds, effort, beautiful people and beautiful things. Also I'd appreciate it if somebody could make pokemon real. I would settle for a magikarp (although torchic/blazakin would be best), and I'd pay you more than 500 poke-yen for it.  I would also appreciate a cupcake. message me if you want to talk about stuff cuz chances are I wanna talk about stuff too.

  • randomradiationrandomradiation SingaporePosts: 392 ✭✭✭
    (I've recently discovered that weight loss books work quite well with "in your pants " attached to them.)

    Ultimate Fat Burn (in your pants)
    Why we get fat (in your pants)

    You're welcome! :)
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  • mirndamirnda Posts: 142 ✭✭✭
    edited December 2012
    In Your Pants, Lemony Snicket edition:

    The Reptile Room in Your Pants
    The Carnivorous Carnival in Your Pants
    The Slippery Slope in Your Pants
    The Grim Grotto in Your Pants
    Who Could That Be at This Hour in My Pants?
  • TylerTyler Posts: 429 ✭✭✭
    The Philosopher's Stone in your pants

    Farenheit 451 in your pants

    The Red Pyramid in your pants

    The Sea of Monsters in your pants

    Steve Jobs in your pants?

    A Possible Life in your pants

    Where the Wild Things are in your pants

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  • johnhmaloneyjohnhmaloney Whiting, NJPosts: 300 ✭✭✭
    Frankenstein in your pants
    Infinite Jest in your pants
    Daemon in your pants
    That is All in your pants 
  • subvertclichesubvertcliche Posts: 95 ✭✭
    Whoever said Monstrous Beauty in your pants is making me cry with laughter.
  • mirndamirnda Posts: 142 ✭✭✭
    Children's Classics Edition:

    The Secret Garden in Your Pants
    The Magic Finger in Your Pants
    The Enormous Crocodile in Your Pants
    Many Waters in Your Pants
    Holes in Your Pants

  • AKCorneliusAKCornelius Posts: 31
    War With the Newts... in your pants.
  • mirndamirnda Posts: 142 ✭✭✭
    The Dark Is Rising in Your Pants
    The Stranger in Your Pants
    About a Boy in Your Pants
    The Things They Carried in Their Pants
    Invisible Monsters in Your Pants
  • AaronAaron Dundee, U.K.Posts: 758 ✭✭✭✭✭
    One Hundred Years of Solitude in your pants
    Goldfinger in your pants
    The Little Prince in your pants
    That Hideous Strength in your pants
    One Day in your pants
    How to Be Good in your pants
    Elusive of the Last Ones
  • FancyTealGiraffeFancyTealGiraffe Posts: 2,430 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2012
    Stepping on the Cracks in your pants.
    Catching Fire in your pants.
    An Abundance of Katherines in your pants.
    The Two Towers in your pants.

    The Fancy Lad of the Last Ones

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  • BunnyCatesBunnyCates Posts: 5
    Someone started this as a tag in the "booktube" community on yuotube, too. It was hilarious. All the videos of people laughing.  I think I got through 2 titles before I completely lost it.  I still can't say SLIPPERY SLOPE without cracking up.
    Heres my video if you wan to watch it. Just be warned. Once I start laughing - its all I can do. So ridiculous. haha!

    You guys should search youtube for "IN YOUR PANTS TAG" if you feel like wasting an afternoon and having a good laugh!

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  • lcf4164lcf4164 Posts: 20
    Gathering Blue in your pants
    Things Fall Apart in your pants
    Let It Snow in your pants

    and finally:
    Little Women in your pants

  • turveytopsturveytops Posts: 11
    @lcf4164 Haha, so many of Louisa May Alcott's books work amazingly with this. The best ones include: A Strange Island in Your Pants, Good Wives in Your Pants, Perilous Play in Your Pants and, my personal favourite, Eight Cousins in Your Pants.

    Other favourites from my bookshelves:
    • Nerd Do Well in Your Pants (poor grammar but c'mon!)
    • Hark! A Vagrant in Your Pants
    • The Invisible Man in Your Pants
    • Going Solo in Your Pants
    • Faux Pas in Your Pants
  • NillieNillie Posts: 888 ✭✭✭
    A Little Princess in your pants
    Dark Fire in your pants
    The Amber Spyglass in your pants
    Carrie's War in your pants
  • KnyxKnyx Posts: 126 ✭✭✭
    It works well with LBD episodes too:

    Party Time ... in your pants.
    Unexpected Returns ... in your pants.
    Care Packages ... in your pants.
    Giving Thanks ... in your pants.
    A New Buddy ... in your pants.
    Royal Dining ... in your pants.
    Together Again ... in your pants.
    The Insistent Proposal ... in your pants.
    Home Sweet Home ... in your pants.
    Meeting Bing Lee ... in your pants.
    Enjoy the Adorbs ... in your pants.
    Swimming With Scissors ... in your pants.
    The Most Awkward Dance Ever ... in your pants.

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  • LiljaLilja IcelandPosts: 2,325 ✭✭✭✭✭

    The Hundred-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out of the Window and Disappeared in your pants :þ

    If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. -Alice in Wonderland

    I live in the land of the last ones :)

  • nickcurrynickcurry Posts: 139 ✭✭

    And Then There Were None in your pants

  • twirlgirlroxtwirlgirlrox Posts: 2,056 ✭✭✭✭✭
    The power of six in your pants
    Out of my mind in your pants
    Animal farm in your pants
    The serpents shadow in your pants
    The perks of being a wallflower in your pants
    The great gatsby in your pants
    The mark of athena in your pants

    You're welcome.
    Innocent Little Flower of the Last Ones

  • AJ91AJ91 Posts: 283 ✭✭✭
    The left hand of darkness in your pants

    The art of war in your pants

    Unfinished tales in your pants

    The Hobbit in your pants

    A Wizard of Earthsea in your pants

    The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe in your pants

    The Lion the Witch and the pants in your wardrobe

    The Two Towers in your pants

    As you can tell, I rather like fantasy.
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  • Floo_Powder_PowerFloo_Powder_Power GallifreyPosts: 86 ✭✭
    The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn 
    Where the Red Fern Grows (My personal favorite)
    An Abundance of Katherines
    Looking for Alaska
    I had a few more but I can't remember them right now.
  • silentshadow927silentshadow927 Posts: 510 ✭✭✭
    I, Robot (in your pants)
    The Positronic Man (in your pants)
    The Gods Themselves (in your pants)

    I'm going on an Isaac Asimov kick, if you can't tell....
    "The blade must pass through the fire, else it will break." -- The Soulforge
  • stilliamonestilliamone Posts: 5
    Odd Girls and Twilight Lovers in your pants

    ...and because I'm feeling particularly sophisticated tonight:

    Tracks in your pants

    Gifted Hands in your pants
  • NillieNillie Posts: 888 ✭✭✭
    Odd Girls and Twilight Lovers in your pants

    ...and because I'm feeling particularly sophisticated tonight:

    Tracks in your pants

    Gifted Hands in your pants
    The last one was absolutely brilliant!
  • PurityRaynePurityRayne Posts: 20
    First Lord's Fury in your pants.
    Summer Knight in your pants.
    Changes in your pants.
    Blood and Chocolate in your pants.
  • To Say Nothing of the Dog in you pants
    Guns, Germs, and Steel in your pants
    The Dark and Hallow Places in your pants

    This is probably the best joke thing to come out of nerdfighteria.
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