Favourite Titles For The "In Your Pants" Joke

I was looking through my home library and the "In Your Pants" joke popped into my head.

Here is a list of some of my favourites:

Waiting for Godot

The Unbearable Lightness of Being

Ways of Seeing

Hard Times

Midnight's Children

Their Eyes Were Watching God

Mother Courage and her Children

What are some of your favourites?



  • pythagoreanPhysicistpythagoreanPhysicist Posts: 198 ✭✭✭
    edited November 2012
    The Lost Hero in my pants

    The Return of the King in my pants

    The House of the Spirits in my pants

    The Subtle Knife in my pants (This one might be my favorite)

    The Chosen in my pants

    The Goblet of Fire in my pants

    Things Fall Apart in my pants

    Into The Wild of my pants

    High Wizardry in my pants

    ...I have too much fun with this.
    "I don't think giving her 'Bambi Eyes' is going to get you a flamethrower." -Calvin and Hobbes
  • timeywimeytimeywimey Posts: 39 ✭✭
    The Phaaantom of the Operaaa is hereee, insiiide your paaaants!

    The Importance of Being Earnest in your pants
    It's like I'm being tied to the hood of a yellow rental truck being packed in with fertilizer--and fuel oil--pushed over a cliff by a suicidal Mickey Mouse!

  • lessthanbutterflieslessthanbutterflies Posts: 150 ✭✭✭
    The Half Blood Prince in your pants 

    Stuart Little in your pants

    Alice I have been...in your pants. 

    The Other Boleyn girl in your pants (which honestly makes sense if you've read it) 

    These are just ones I can see from my bed.. 

    Let me learn from where I have been
  • AaronAaron Dundee, U.K.Posts: 758 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Gulliver's Travels in your pants

    A Clergyman's Daughter in your pants

    And Another Thing in your pants
    Elusive of the Last Ones
  • No more dead dogs.... In your pants!
  • ChristyWhoChristyWho Posts: 133 ✭✭✭
    First, I must say that chapter titles are good with this game too, generally. Especially the Harry Potter chapter titles, I've gotten some good laughs from those.

    Syrup in your pants
    Running with Scissors in your pants (not dirty, just precarious!)
    Everything is Illuminated in your pants
    The Kindness of Strangers in your pants
    Looking for Alaska in your pants
    IT in your pants
    Needful Things in your pants
    You don't know me in your pants
    The Chamber of Secrets in your pants
    Watch me and 13 other nerdfighters on Strangerhood 2.0
  • AaronAaron Dundee, U.K.Posts: 758 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I don't want this thread to have died.

    The Turn of the Screw in your pants
    Catching Fire in your pants (same as @ChristyWho, not dirty, just precarious)
    Juliet, Naked in your pants
    About a Boy in your pants
    Itch in your pants
    At Home in your pants
    Titus Groan[s] in your pants

    Elusive of the Last Ones
  • silentshadow927silentshadow927 Posts: 510 ✭✭✭
    A Storm of Swords in your pants
    To Tame A Highland Warrior in your pants
    The Hobbit in your pants
    The Children of Hurin in your pants
    "The blade must pass through the fire, else it will break." -- The Soulforge
  • drumbrodrumbro Midnight Blue Rickenbacker 330 OKCPosts: 195 ✭✭✭
    Into The Wild in your pants
    The Fountainhead in your pants 
    "Rock and roll will never die because Neil Young said so."
  • RedInsigniaRedInsignia Posts: 3
    Black Like Me In Your Pants
    Old Man and the Sea In Your Pants
    Moneyball In You Pants
    To Kill A Mockingbird In Your Pants
    The Wizzle War In Your Pants
    This Can't Be Happening In Your Pants!
    Chasing the Falconers In Your Pants
    Holes In Your Pants

  • P.S. I Love You In Your Pants
    An Abundance of Katherines In Your Pants
    Looking for Alaska In Your Pants
    It's Kind of a Funny Story In Your Pants
    Catching Fire In Your Pants
    Carrie In Your Pants
    Enthusiasm In Your Pants
    I swear I'm this awkward in person.
  • CnirithianCnirithian Nashville, TNPosts: 128 ✭✭✭
    A feast for crows...in your pants

    and I can't believe no one's mentioned this yet:
    The Casual Vacancy...in your pants
    "Sometimes questions are more powerful than answers." - Mohinder Suresh, Heroes
    "Don't count crayons, just draw pictures" - Mark Scharenbroich
  • AaronAaron Dundee, U.K.Posts: 758 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Girl Meets Boy in your pants
    Things the Grandchildren Should Know in your pants
    I Am Legend in your pants
    A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again in your pants
    The Two Towers in your pants
    No Country For Old Men in your pants
    Down and Out in Paris and London and in your pants
    Elusive of the Last Ones
  • HahahZombieHahahZombie FinlandPosts: 1,123 ✭✭✭
    The return of the King in your pants
    Ocean of Blood in your pants
    Birth of a Killer in your pants
    Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them in your pants

    Just a few...


    ”Run. Faster. Don't let anything distract you. FOOD.”

  • DJMJRyderDJMJRyder Posts: 78
    I still can't believe no-one has chosen my favourite of ...

    The Lost World in your pants
  • ChristyWhoChristyWho Posts: 133 ✭✭✭
    The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo in your pants (too obvious, but it has to be said)
    Persuasion in your pants (that's illegal)
    The Metamorphosis in your pants
    Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close in your pants
    A Rumor of War in your pants
    What Came After in your pants (... eww)
    Making Money in your pants
    Monstrous Beauty in your pants
    One Hundred Years of Solitude in your pants
    The Stranger in your pants
    The Unbearable Lightness of Being in your pants
    The Chocolate War in your pants (okay, gross)
    An Odd Kind of Fame in your pants
    Before I Fall in your pants

    And the best yet... To Say Nothing of the Dog in your pants
    Watch me and 13 other nerdfighters on Strangerhood 2.0
  • ScrublordScrublord Posts: 9
    edited December 2012
    Little Brother in your pants.

    The Last Lecture in your pants.
    "Something else an academic education will do for you. If you go along with it any considerable distance, it'll begin to give you an idea what size mind you have. What it'll fit and, maybe, what it won't."
  • pythagoreanPhysicistpythagoreanPhysicist Posts: 198 ✭✭✭
    edited December 2012
    How to Train your Dragon in your pants.

    How to Be a Pirate in your pants.

    How to Twist a Dragon's Tale in your pants.

    A Hero's Guide to Deadly Dragons in your pants.

    How to Ride a Dragon's Storm in your pants.

    How to Break a Dragons' heart in your pants.

    How to Steal a Dragon's Sword in your pants.

    How to Seize a Dragon's Jewel in your pants.

    ...My childhood. It hurts.
    "I don't think giving her 'Bambi Eyes' is going to get you a flamethrower." -Calvin and Hobbes
  • VickiVicki Posts: 2,929 ✭✭✭✭
    edited December 2012
    The Bad Beginning in your pants

    The Slippery Slope in your pants

    The Grim Grotto in your pants

    Keeping Faith in your pants

    My Sisters Keeper in your pants

    We Need to Talk about Kevin in your pants

    The Lord of the Flies in your pants

    Emma in your pants

    Tess of the Dur'abvilles in your pants

    Nineteen Minutes in your pants

    The Prisoner of Azakban in your pants

    N.B: I know I've spelt Dur'abvilles wrong. 
    "This is not words. This is just squiggles on a page.This is notation." - Vi Hart
    I reside in the land of the last ones. 

  • VickiVicki Posts: 2,929 ✭✭✭✭
    I've just realised this works on textbooks !

    Chemical Ideas in your pants

    Chemical Storylines in your pants
    "This is not words. This is just squiggles on a page.This is notation." - Vi Hart
    I reside in the land of the last ones. 

  • HelenaInABasketHelenaInABasket Posts: 77 ✭✭
    Pessimism for Beginners... In your pants.
    First of the Last Chances... In your pants.
    A Village Life... In your pants.
    My soul has been so fearful, so violent: forgive its brutality.
  • coliet4coliet4 Posts: 25
    The Pleasures of Men (in your pants)
    Sorority Sisters(in your pants)
    The Indian Tipi (in your pants)
    This Beautiful Life (in your pants)
    These are some gems I found while playing my favorite game to kill time at B and N.
  • girl_on_Jupitergirl_on_Jupiter Posts: 663 ✭✭✭
    Unwind. In your pants.
    The Importance of Being Earnest in your pants.
    The Golden Compass in your pants.
    Unstrung in your pants.
    Old Habits in your pants.
    Fragile Eternity in your pants.
    Radiant Shadows in your pants.
    Carrie in your pants.
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